The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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