By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She's the barista slut.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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