R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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