Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
NoShamevember. You game?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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