Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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