my sisters under your porch take her home
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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