u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I stole a fireplace last night.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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