we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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