I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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