Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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