I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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