hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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