did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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