is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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