found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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