Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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