Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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