HIV tests are more positive than that guy
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I didn't notice because vodka
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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