If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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