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So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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