Grow some girl-balls and come out already
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
The struggles of a small town man whore
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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