You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
