Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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