Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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