I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Hippo gnu deer
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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