he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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