"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.