Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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