i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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