No, you can still breathe under the balls.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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