O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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