OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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