i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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