Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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