I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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