We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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