I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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