i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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