Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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