i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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