She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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