called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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