I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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