Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
MIDGETS
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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