Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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