how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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