writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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