youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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