u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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