i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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