Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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