Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
